Those who lack an appreciation for wit, humor (including the sub-genres of dry, smug, British, German [is there really such a thing?], stupid, childish, infantile, wise-cracking, dim-witted, bawdy, dull, and silly), and self-deprecation should read no further.


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Observations and musings about stuff by the founder and creator of the #ASAWL movement and website


January 28, 2018

The motivation for today's blog

My peaceful, Sunday morning paper-reading ritual was rudely interrupted when I reached the Arts section, which features a story about a local writer whose newest novel was just published.  He'll be signing books here next week....

January 17, 2018

Last Sunday morning I watched with great interest the #TimesUp interview Oprah Winfrey conducted with Reese Witherspoon, Shonda Rhimes, America Ferrera, Natalie Portman, Tracee Ellis Ross, Kathleen Kennedy, and Nina Shaw. 

Since the segment aired, I've been noodling on...

January 12, 2018

Last night I was the victim of an agent assassin's dreaded double tap.  If you don't know what a double tap is, it's a method used by assassins (and other types of killers) to ensure the victim is good and dead.  Two shots to the head.  See the GIF above for a visual....

January 7, 2018

Did you ever notice how many songs ask questions that remain unanswered?  I did, and here are my responses:

1.  “Why do fools fall in love?”  Because they’re idiots.

2.  “Why are there so many songs about rainbows?”  I wasn’t aware there were that many, but if there are,...

January 7, 2018

Like most aspiring authors, I read a lot of books and blogs about writing books.  Recently, I’ve been drawn to blogs about the importance of a novel’s opening line.  That first lines are powerful is no secret, but as I’ll prove below, a mind-blowing first line isn’t a...

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