Dear SNL: I've written these in my head. Let me know when you want a new and twisted skit writer:
1. "I will be your father-figure": music video featuring General Kelly singing to Dump.
2. "Game of Thongs": you get the idea.
3. "Arnold Air": skit featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a surly flight attendant.
4. "Real Housewives of Mustafar": spoof on series in the style of Star Wars.
5. "The Reverse Translator": a reverse of Key and Peele's Luther the Anger Translator, meaning someone who attempts to make sense of Dump's rantings.